1 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:07,609 Hey, Rod, do they have nude beaches in Florida? 2 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:10,320 Where are my magazines? I'm sure I left them here somewhere. 3 00:02:10,405 --> 00:02:12,072 Leslie! 4 00:02:12,157 --> 00:02:15,451 Leslie, what'd you do with my gol-darn golf balls? 5 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:17,202 Fifteen and a half sun block. 6 00:02:17,787 --> 00:02:18,829 Father, could I get a string bikini in Florida? 7 00:02:18,913 --> 00:02:20,706 Make sure you pack your beach towel. 8 00:02:20,790 --> 00:02:24,084 - Nobody can order pizza in this house. - Where are my golf balls? 9 00:02:24,169 --> 00:02:27,546 - You know why? 'Cause I'm the only guy... - Check in your pockets. 10 00:02:27,630 --> 00:02:29,840 All right, has anybody seen my sun block? 11 00:02:29,924 --> 00:02:33,218 What's the point of going to Florida if you're gonna put on sun block? 12 00:02:33,303 --> 00:02:36,263 I don't care if I age like an old suitcase. I'm getting toasted. 13 00:02:36,347 --> 00:02:40,184 Great. Now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin. 14 00:02:40,268 --> 00:02:44,354 He's just jealous 'cause he can't tan. His freckles just connect. 15 00:02:44,856 --> 00:02:48,692 Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal. The rubber sheets are packed. 16 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:52,946 Vicky says she wants to go with "Ding." Behind "Ding" is 200 points. 17 00:02:53,031 --> 00:02:55,115 All right. Good for you. 18 00:02:57,452 --> 00:02:59,912 Two hundred points. All right. 19 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:05,084 - Honey, are you packed yet? - Yes. 20 00:03:06,503 --> 00:03:07,961 Yes. 21 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:12,925 - Everything I put out for you? - Yes. 22 00:03:14,219 --> 00:03:15,511 Yes. 23 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,639 Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip? 24 00:03:18,723 --> 00:03:21,308 Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers? 25 00:03:22,352 --> 00:03:25,854 Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool. 26 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,315 How exciting. 27 00:03:29,234 --> 00:03:32,778 Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida. 28 00:03:32,862 --> 00:03:34,947 Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees? 29 00:03:35,031 --> 00:03:37,950 How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom? 30 00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:41,995 We'll find a nice, fake silver one or decorate a palm tree. 31 00:03:43,039 --> 00:03:44,873 Goodbye, everybody. 32 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,584 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding Dang Dong 33 00:03:47,669 --> 00:03:50,462 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, 34 00:03:50,547 --> 00:03:53,132 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 35 00:03:53,216 --> 00:03:57,719 For reservations, call toll-free 1-800-759... 36 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,389 Honey, do you know where the batteries for this camcorder are? 37 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:02,808 Yeah, I put it in the charger. 38 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,822 - How's this? - Much better. 39 00:04:18,032 --> 00:04:19,992 Hey, Kevin, you better go put your tie on. 40 00:04:20,076 --> 00:04:21,952 We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant. 41 00:04:22,036 --> 00:04:24,204 My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there, 42 00:04:24,289 --> 00:04:26,248 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. 43 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,834 He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, 44 00:04:28,918 --> 00:04:31,837 I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. 45 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,339 Whatever that means. 46 00:04:36,092 --> 00:04:37,384 I'm sure he was kidding. 47 00:04:37,468 --> 00:04:42,347 Just run in there and get your tie, get out, and don't look at anything. 48 00:04:44,559 --> 00:04:48,353 Well, this cat they're talking about 49 00:04:48,438 --> 00:04:51,190 I wonder who could it be 50 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:54,193 'Cause they know I'm the heaviest cat 51 00:04:54,277 --> 00:04:57,613 The heaviest cat you ever did see 52 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:00,532 When they see me walking down the street 53 00:05:00,617 --> 00:05:03,327 When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey 54 00:05:03,411 --> 00:05:05,454 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 55 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:11,043 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 56 00:05:13,546 --> 00:05:17,799 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 57 00:05:19,761 --> 00:05:22,304 You're cooking, Frankie! 58 00:05:30,271 --> 00:05:33,732 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 59 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:37,569 Lit up like a star 60 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:40,989 When I see my Christmas tree 61 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,868 Can loved ones be far? 62 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:48,288 Christmas tree, I'm certain 63 00:05:48,373 --> 00:05:51,833 Wherever I roam... 64 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:54,670 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie. 65 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:57,339 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank. 66 00:05:57,423 --> 00:06:00,425 Okay. Frank... Frank! 67 00:06:05,890 --> 00:06:09,309 Christmastime means laughter 68 00:06:09,394 --> 00:06:13,105 Toboggans in the snow 69 00:06:13,189 --> 00:06:16,108 Caroling to children 70 00:06:16,192 --> 00:06:18,193 With faces aglow 71 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:23,573 Stockings on the mantel 72 00:06:23,658 --> 00:06:27,077 A wreath on the door 73 00:06:27,161 --> 00:06:30,622 And my merriest Christmas 74 00:06:30,707 --> 00:06:31,748 Stop it! 75 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:34,584 Needs just one thing more 76 00:06:34,669 --> 00:06:37,963 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 77 00:06:38,047 --> 00:06:40,090 Lit up like... 78 00:06:54,439 --> 00:06:55,731 Kevin! 79 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,949 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 80 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,999 I'd like to apologize to my family 81 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:16,293 for whatever displeasure I might have caused you. 82 00:07:16,377 --> 00:07:17,502 What? 83 00:07:17,587 --> 00:07:20,255 My prank was immature and ill-timed. 84 00:07:20,757 --> 00:07:24,593 Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious. 85 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:29,264 I'd also like to apologize to my brother. 86 00:07:30,058 --> 00:07:32,517 Kevin, I'm sorry. 87 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,397 Buzz, that was very nice. 88 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:45,906 Kevin, do you have something to say? 89 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,842 Beat that, you little trout sniffer. 90 00:08:10,431 --> 00:08:13,683 I'm not sorry! I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me. 91 00:08:13,768 --> 00:08:16,395 And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. 92 00:08:16,479 --> 00:08:18,897 And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, 93 00:08:18,981 --> 00:08:21,942 I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. 94 00:08:22,026 --> 00:08:25,904 Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway? 95 00:08:25,988 --> 00:08:27,072 Kevin! 96 00:08:27,156 --> 00:08:29,699 Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor. 97 00:08:29,784 --> 00:08:33,245 - Yeah, with me. - So what else is new? 98 00:08:33,329 --> 00:08:35,831 You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. 99 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,916 Your dad's paying good money for it. 100 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,336 I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. 101 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,343 What a troubled young man. 102 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:55,142 They're all a bunch ofjerks. 103 00:08:56,519 --> 00:08:57,644 Hi. 104 00:08:59,814 --> 00:09:01,773 You know, Kevin, last time we all tried to take a trip 105 00:09:01,858 --> 00:09:04,651 we had a problem that started just like this. 106 00:09:04,735 --> 00:09:06,903 Yeah, with me getting crapped on. 107 00:09:06,988 --> 00:09:08,613 I don't care for your choice of words. 108 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:11,408 That's not what happened last time, that's not what's happening this time. 109 00:09:11,492 --> 00:09:13,618 Buzz apologized to you. 110 00:09:13,703 --> 00:09:16,329 Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. 111 00:09:16,414 --> 00:09:19,541 He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you. 112 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:23,587 Okay. Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? 113 00:09:23,671 --> 00:09:26,381 When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family, 114 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:27,507 you can come down. 115 00:09:27,592 --> 00:09:31,803 I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat. 116 00:09:31,888 --> 00:09:34,014 Then you can stay up here the rest of the night. 117 00:09:34,098 --> 00:09:38,310 Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. 118 00:09:38,394 --> 00:09:40,604 And d'you know what? If I had my own money, 119 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:44,649 I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. 120 00:09:44,734 --> 00:09:47,527 And I'd have the most fun in my whole life. 121 00:09:47,612 --> 00:09:50,655 Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year. 122 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,324 I hope so. 123 00:10:41,123 --> 00:10:43,625 - We did it again! - We did it again! 124 00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:56,721 Okay, our McCallisters in the first van, the other McCallisters in the second van. 125 00:10:56,806 --> 00:10:58,223 I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, 126 00:10:58,307 --> 00:11:00,725 but, jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake-up calls. 127 00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:02,519 - Frank, do you have the tickets? - I've got them. 128 00:11:02,603 --> 00:11:06,147 - Here's your family's. I've got my family's. - How many do you have? 129 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,399 - Seven. - Seven. 130 00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:09,317 - Fourteen. - Fourteen. 131 00:11:12,446 --> 00:11:17,075 Seven, eight, nine, ten... 132 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:18,326 How come none of us are sitting together? 133 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,412 At this time of the year, we're lucky to get on the same plane. 134 00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:23,498 Eleven, twelve, thirteen... 135 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,377 Where's Kevin? 136 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:29,629 Fourteen. 137 00:11:29,714 --> 00:11:34,593 It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you guys try to ditch me. 138 00:11:44,562 --> 00:11:46,479 - Come on, Kevin. - Dad, I need batteries. 139 00:11:46,564 --> 00:11:49,107 I got some batteries in my bag. I'll give them to you on the plane. 140 00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:51,318 - Here's two more. - Why can't I get them now? I can get them. 141 00:11:51,402 --> 00:11:55,822 - Not now, Kevin. What's the gate number? - H17, sir. 142 00:11:55,906 --> 00:11:57,032 - Here you go. - Thank you. 143 00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:59,200 Hey, you better hurry up. It's the last gate. 144 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,452 - All the way down. - Wow. 145 00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:03,371 - Dad, what gate is it? - H17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin. 146 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:07,500 Kevin, you gonna take my bag? You take my bag? Come on. Come on. 147 00:12:31,525 --> 00:12:33,860 Watch it, watch it, watch it. 148 00:12:34,528 --> 00:12:39,574 American Airlines flight 226 to New York is now in the final boarding process. 149 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,246 Come on, come on. 150 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:55,674 Dad, wait up! 151 00:12:56,634 --> 00:12:58,009 Wait up! 152 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,261 Wait! 153 00:13:00,554 --> 00:13:03,765 - Look out! Look out! - Come on, come on, come on! 154 00:13:09,063 --> 00:13:10,730 Dad, wait! 155 00:13:15,986 --> 00:13:17,821 Here we are. Here. 156 00:13:21,575 --> 00:13:25,203 - We made it all. - Everybody here? We made it? All right. 157 00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:27,497 Please, ma'am, you have to board. The plane is ready to leave. 158 00:13:27,581 --> 00:13:29,165 - Let me just make sure everyone gets on. - Come on. 159 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,751 Don't worry, ma'am, we'll get everybody on the flight. 160 00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:34,045 - Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight. - Merry Christmas. 161 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,797 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 162 00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:41,845 Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me! 163 00:13:43,806 --> 00:13:45,515 - Cutting it kind of close. - Yeah, sorry. 164 00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:47,767 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you. 165 00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:49,352 Dad, wait up! 166 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:51,563 Wait! 167 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:54,190 I'm sorry. 168 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:57,694 - That's all right. Are you on this flight? - Yeah, so is my family. 169 00:13:57,778 --> 00:14:00,238 They're already on the plane, and I don't want to be left behind. 170 00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:02,907 - Do you have a boarding pass? - It's somewhere. 171 00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:04,451 We have to close up here. They're ready to go. 172 00:14:04,535 --> 00:14:07,078 - He dropped his boarding pass. - This plane can't leave. 173 00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:09,831 This happened to me last year and almost wrecked my Christmas. 174 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,583 Are you sure your family's on this flight? 175 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:15,211 Yeah. My dad ran in here right before I bumped into this lady. 176 00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:19,382 Okay, board him, but make sure he locates his family before you leave him. 177 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,092 Okay. Come on. 178 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,806 Do you see your family? 179 00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:30,602 - There's my dad over there. - Okay. Well, go find an empty seat. 180 00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:31,811 - Have a merry Christmas. - You, too. 181 00:14:31,896 --> 00:14:34,481 Ladies and gentlemen, in order for the captain to push back from the gate, 182 00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:37,525 we need all passengers to be seated with their seat belts securely fastened. 183 00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:08,723 So, have you ever been to Florida? 184 00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:38,086 Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176 nonstop to New York... 185 00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:51,808 Boy, I didn't think we were going to make it. 186 00:15:53,978 --> 00:15:56,312 Something wrong? Honey? 187 00:15:57,147 --> 00:15:59,065 I have that feeling. 188 00:15:59,817 --> 00:16:01,693 We forgot something? 189 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:06,656 No, I don't think we did, but I... I just have that feeling. 190 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,366 Bad memories, that's all. 191 00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:12,453 We did everything, we brought everything, we have everybody. 192 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,498 There's nothing to worry about. 193 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:21,170 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're fine. 194 00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:24,048 Nothing to worry about. 195 00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:44,903 Mom? 196 00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:47,739 Dad? 197 00:16:48,824 --> 00:16:50,325 Uncle Frank? 198 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,286 Buzz? 199 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,756 - We're the last ones off the plane. - Okay, thanks. 200 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:10,303 Where are those guys? 201 00:17:16,477 --> 00:17:17,644 - Whose is this? - That's Brooke's. 202 00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:20,229 This is Megan's. Brooke. Give this to Brooke. 203 00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:24,192 - This to Kevin. Give this to Kevin. - Give this... Give this to Kevin. 204 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:26,277 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 205 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:27,779 - Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 206 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:32,408 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 207 00:17:32,493 --> 00:17:35,453 - Give this to Kevin. - Here you go, Kevin. 208 00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:56,557 - Kevin's not here. - Kevin's not here. 209 00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:58,893 What? 210 00:18:02,606 --> 00:18:03,940 Kevin! 211 00:18:32,302 --> 00:18:34,929 Excuse me, but this is an emergency. 212 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,975 - Yes, sir? - What city is that over there? 213 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:45,189 - That's New York, sir. - Yikes, I did it again. 214 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,280 Something wrong, sir? 215 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,451 I'll be fine. 216 00:19:05,794 --> 00:19:09,964 Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. 217 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,135 My family's in Florida. 218 00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:18,097 I'm in New York. 219 00:19:53,217 --> 00:19:54,967 Thanks! Bye! 220 00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:29,961 Wow. 221 00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:06,455 What's the child's name? 222 00:21:06,540 --> 00:21:09,333 - Kevin. K-E-V-l-N. - Kevin. 223 00:21:09,418 --> 00:21:12,753 - When did you see him last? - Curbside check-in? 224 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:16,632 No, I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal. 225 00:21:17,259 --> 00:21:20,553 Most people get separated at security checkpoints. 226 00:21:20,637 --> 00:21:23,681 - Did everyone get through security? - I don't know. Peter? 227 00:21:23,765 --> 00:21:27,602 We were in a hurry. We were in a hurry. We had to run all the way to the gate. 228 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:30,313 When did you notice he was missing? 229 00:21:31,273 --> 00:21:33,983 When we picked up our baggage here. 230 00:21:34,943 --> 00:21:36,527 Has the boy ever run away from home? 231 00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:38,029 - No. - No. 232 00:21:38,113 --> 00:21:41,991 Has he ever been in a situation where he's been on his own? 233 00:21:45,954 --> 00:21:49,332 As a matter of fact, this has happened before. 234 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:53,544 It's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition. 235 00:21:53,629 --> 00:21:56,797 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. 236 00:22:08,685 --> 00:22:11,812 He was left at home by accident last year. 237 00:22:12,648 --> 00:22:14,148 Yeah, that's what my wife meant 238 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:18,319 when she said it's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition. 239 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:24,200 We'll call Chicago and notify them of the situation. 240 00:22:24,284 --> 00:22:28,246 - The odds are that's where he is. - Thanks. 241 00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:31,290 It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else. 242 00:22:46,723 --> 00:22:48,683 Watch out, kid! 243 00:23:01,071 --> 00:23:03,197 Yo, where's your manifest? 244 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:12,206 Here we are, Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity. 245 00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:16,711 - Smell that? - Yeah. 246 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,421 - You know what that is? - Fish. 247 00:23:19,756 --> 00:23:22,633 - It's freedom. - No, it's fish. 248 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:27,638 - It's freedom, and it's money. - Okay, okay. It's freedom. 249 00:23:27,723 --> 00:23:30,474 Come on, let's get out of here before somebody sees us. 250 00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:32,226 And it's fish. 251 00:23:38,191 --> 00:23:43,321 Yup, one quick score. We get ourselves a couple of phony passports 252 00:23:43,405 --> 00:23:46,824 and we hightail it to some foreign country. 253 00:23:46,908 --> 00:23:48,409 Arizona? 254 00:23:53,582 --> 00:23:59,170 That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus? 255 00:23:59,254 --> 00:24:03,341 Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. 256 00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:06,093 We're the Sticky Bandits. 257 00:24:06,762 --> 00:24:09,764 Real cute. Very cute. 258 00:24:26,823 --> 00:24:30,743 "The Plaza Hotel, New York's most exciting hotel experience." 259 00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:45,299 Sick. 260 00:25:42,732 --> 00:25:46,193 - What's the matter? - Thought I saw something. 261 00:26:02,085 --> 00:26:04,795 Serves you right. Come on, let's go! 262 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,964 I think she likes me. 263 00:26:43,919 --> 00:26:45,753 Excuse me. Where's the lobby? 264 00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:48,797 - Down the hall and to the left. - Thanks. 265 00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:03,812 Wow! 266 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:14,907 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding Dang Dong 267 00:27:14,991 --> 00:27:17,743 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, 268 00:27:17,827 --> 00:27:20,412 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 269 00:27:20,497 --> 00:27:26,502 For reservations, call toll-free 1-800-759-3000. 270 00:27:28,004 --> 00:27:29,755 I'll do just that. 271 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,717 Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. 272 00:27:33,802 --> 00:27:38,389 I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra-large bed, a TV, 273 00:27:38,473 --> 00:27:42,017 and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. 274 00:27:42,102 --> 00:27:43,852 Credit card? You got it. 275 00:27:47,941 --> 00:27:50,150 Plaza Hotel reservations. May I help you? 276 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,402 Howdy-do. 277 00:27:51,486 --> 00:27:54,822 - This is Peter McCallister, the father. - Yes, sir. 278 00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:57,116 - I'd like a hotel room, please... - Yes. 279 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:02,329 ...with an extra-large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators 280 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,665 you have to open with a key. 281 00:28:04,749 --> 00:28:06,709 Yes, sir, you'll need a major credit card upon check-in. 282 00:28:07,335 --> 00:28:09,670 Credit card? You got it. 283 00:28:10,505 --> 00:28:12,840 Thank you. Enjoy your stay. 284 00:28:16,177 --> 00:28:19,346 Yes, two at 8:00, Henri, Mr. Yamamoto. 285 00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:22,099 Hold on a second. 286 00:28:26,062 --> 00:28:28,188 I'll call you back, Henri. 287 00:28:30,734 --> 00:28:31,900 Hi. 288 00:28:36,364 --> 00:28:39,742 - Can I help you? - Reservation for McCallister? 289 00:28:41,745 --> 00:28:43,954 A reservation for yourself? 290 00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:46,540 Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. 291 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,792 I'm barely able to look over this counter. 292 00:28:48,877 --> 00:28:51,462 How could I make a reservation for a hotel room? 293 00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:57,384 Think about it, a kid going into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so. 294 00:28:59,012 --> 00:29:00,846 I'm confused. 295 00:29:00,930 --> 00:29:04,850 I'm traveling with my dad. He's on business. He's at a meeting. 296 00:29:04,934 --> 00:29:07,811 I hate meetings, plus I'm not allowed to go in. 297 00:29:07,896 --> 00:29:12,566 I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So my dad dropped me off here. 298 00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:16,945 He gave me his credit card and said whoever was checking people in 299 00:29:17,030 --> 00:29:20,491 to let me in the hotel room so I won't get into mischief, 300 00:29:20,575 --> 00:29:23,577 and, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. 301 00:29:24,871 --> 00:29:26,330 We all do. 302 00:29:28,917 --> 00:29:30,668 Merry Christmas. 303 00:29:32,045 --> 00:29:33,754 No sign of him. 304 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,256 We're gonna have to be able to get a hold of you. 305 00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:38,467 - You have hotel arrangements? - Yeah. 306 00:29:38,551 --> 00:29:41,345 Do you have a recent photo of the boy? 307 00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:45,015 I have one in my wallet. 308 00:29:46,059 --> 00:29:48,102 I don't have my wallet. 309 00:29:48,812 --> 00:29:50,729 My wallet's in my bag. 310 00:29:51,314 --> 00:29:52,898 Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport. 311 00:29:52,982 --> 00:29:55,192 He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet. 312 00:29:55,276 --> 00:29:58,362 - Did you have credit cards in the wallet? - Credit cards, money. 313 00:29:58,446 --> 00:30:02,116 We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. If your son has the cards, 314 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,744 we can get a location on him when and if he uses them. 315 00:30:05,829 --> 00:30:08,706 No, I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card. 316 00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:13,252 Wow! It worked. 317 00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:18,716 - Cedric. - Yes? 318 00:30:19,134 --> 00:30:22,302 - Don't count your tips in public. - I'm sorry. 319 00:30:22,846 --> 00:30:26,974 And find out everything you can about that young fellow. 320 00:30:28,184 --> 00:30:29,810 Front, please. 321 00:30:34,524 --> 00:30:36,400 Enjoy your stay with us. 322 00:30:36,484 --> 00:30:40,028 And don't forget to remind your dad when he arrives 323 00:30:40,113 --> 00:30:42,489 that he has to come down and sign a couple of things. 324 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,783 Thank you. You've been most helpful. 325 00:30:44,868 --> 00:30:46,910 May I take your bag, sir? 326 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,958 Up here to your left. 327 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:56,253 You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor. 328 00:30:56,337 --> 00:30:59,673 - The vacuum guy? - No, the president. 329 00:31:05,054 --> 00:31:07,806 This is one of our finest suites, sir. 330 00:31:15,899 --> 00:31:17,608 This is great! 331 00:31:23,031 --> 00:31:25,949 Wow! A huge bed just for me! 332 00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:35,709 Luxurious and spacious. 333 00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:44,051 How convenient! 334 00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:48,555 Hey! 335 00:31:51,059 --> 00:31:54,812 Did you want me to put the key in the bag or did you just want to hang on to it? 336 00:31:54,896 --> 00:31:56,730 I'll hang on to it. 337 00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:01,485 Is everything all right, sir? 338 00:32:01,569 --> 00:32:04,071 - Is the temperature in the room okay? - It's okay. 339 00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:08,200 - Do you know how the TV works? - I'm 10 years old. TV's my life. 340 00:32:09,118 --> 00:32:10,410 Well... 341 00:32:14,415 --> 00:32:15,916 I'm sorry. 342 00:32:20,755 --> 00:32:23,841 And there's plenty more where that came from. 343 00:32:25,802 --> 00:32:27,261 Thank you. 344 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,875 Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannonballs? 345 00:32:57,959 --> 00:32:59,126 No. 346 00:33:00,003 --> 00:33:01,378 Thanks. 347 00:33:14,267 --> 00:33:15,475 Yikes! 348 00:33:37,373 --> 00:33:39,416 This is a vacation. 349 00:33:40,585 --> 00:33:42,878 Hold it right there. 350 00:33:42,962 --> 00:33:44,755 It's me, Johnny. 351 00:33:44,839 --> 00:33:49,134 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. 352 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:54,431 - Two scoops, sir? - Two? Make it three. I'm not driving. 353 00:33:54,515 --> 00:33:56,975 It's gardenias, Johnny, your favorite. 354 00:33:57,852 --> 00:33:58,894 Thank you. 355 00:33:58,978 --> 00:34:02,105 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 356 00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:04,608 I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night. 357 00:34:04,692 --> 00:34:07,444 She was not! She was smooching with your brother. 358 00:34:07,528 --> 00:34:11,114 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother! 359 00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:13,075 - That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny. - See? 360 00:34:13,159 --> 00:34:16,286 Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! 361 00:34:16,371 --> 00:34:20,999 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, 362 00:34:21,084 --> 00:34:25,671 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff, I could go on forever, baby. 363 00:34:25,755 --> 00:34:30,258 - You got me all wrong. - All right. I believe you, 364 00:34:30,343 --> 00:34:32,260 but my Tommy gun don't! 365 00:34:33,096 --> 00:34:34,388 Johnny! 366 00:34:35,014 --> 00:34:36,932 You're the only duck in my pond! 367 00:34:37,016 --> 00:34:39,768 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 368 00:34:39,852 --> 00:34:42,813 Baby! I'm over the moon for you! 369 00:34:42,897 --> 00:34:45,524 You got to do better than that! 370 00:34:45,608 --> 00:34:47,317 If my love was an ocean, 371 00:34:47,402 --> 00:34:50,779 Lindy'd have to take two airplanes to get across it! 372 00:34:51,948 --> 00:34:55,117 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 373 00:34:55,868 --> 00:34:58,120 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 374 00:34:58,204 --> 00:35:00,872 I'm going to give you to the count of three 375 00:35:00,957 --> 00:35:07,587 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! 376 00:35:08,214 --> 00:35:10,048 She's rat bait. 377 00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:11,299 One, 378 00:35:12,385 --> 00:35:13,719 two, 379 00:35:22,645 --> 00:35:23,812 three! 380 00:35:23,896 --> 00:35:26,440 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 381 00:35:28,776 --> 00:35:30,736 And a happy New Year. 382 00:36:03,811 --> 00:36:05,270 Housekeeping. 383 00:36:45,686 --> 00:36:55,487 We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk 384 00:36:55,571 --> 00:36:59,533 Well, this cat they talkin' about 385 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,285 I wonder who could it be 386 00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:05,413 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat 387 00:37:05,498 --> 00:37:08,083 The heaviest cat you ever did see 388 00:37:08,876 --> 00:37:11,670 When they see me walkin' down the street 389 00:37:11,754 --> 00:37:14,548 When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey 390 00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:16,758 On their faces, they wear a silly smirk 391 00:37:16,843 --> 00:37:22,222 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 392 00:37:26,018 --> 00:37:30,397 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 393 00:37:33,401 --> 00:37:36,153 You're cooking, Frankie! 394 00:38:12,607 --> 00:38:15,400 Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon. 395 00:38:31,959 --> 00:38:34,211 Hey! Uncle Rob lives here. 396 00:38:34,295 --> 00:38:37,547 If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them. 397 00:38:37,632 --> 00:38:40,550 They usually give pretty good presents. 398 00:39:39,694 --> 00:39:41,361 Good night, Mom. 399 00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:48,576 Good night, Kevin. 400 00:40:15,521 --> 00:40:17,314 Your drawers, sir. 401 00:40:17,398 --> 00:40:20,358 Jeez! Don't flash these babies around here! 402 00:40:20,443 --> 00:40:24,404 - There could be girls on this floor! - I was very careful, sir. 403 00:40:24,488 --> 00:40:27,157 You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. 404 00:40:27,241 --> 00:40:31,036 - I understand. - I'm sorry. You wanted a tip. 405 00:40:32,121 --> 00:40:36,124 That won't be necessary, sir. I still have some tip left over. 406 00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:40,045 No tip? Okay. 407 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,590 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! 408 00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:47,010 Excuse me, how do I get to Columbus Circle? 409 00:40:47,094 --> 00:40:50,221 The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi, sir. 410 00:40:50,306 --> 00:40:52,057 Mr. McCallister! 411 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:57,354 - Excuse me. - Sure. 412 00:41:00,733 --> 00:41:02,817 And how are we this morning? 413 00:41:02,902 --> 00:41:06,196 - Fine. Is my transportation here? - Out in front, sir. 414 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,159 A limousine and a pizza, compliments of the Plaza Hotel. 415 00:41:11,243 --> 00:41:16,039 I do hope your father understands that last night I was simply checking the room 416 00:41:16,123 --> 00:41:18,208 to make sure everything was in order. 417 00:41:18,292 --> 00:41:20,752 - He was pretty mad. - He was? 418 00:41:20,836 --> 00:41:22,545 He said he didn't come all the way to New York 419 00:41:22,630 --> 00:41:27,175 - to get his naked rear end spied on. - Of course not. 420 00:41:27,259 --> 00:41:30,470 - Will he be down soon? - He already left. 421 00:41:33,474 --> 00:41:36,893 I would have liked to have offered my personal apology. 422 00:41:36,977 --> 00:41:40,939 If some guy looked at you in the shower, would you ever want to see him again? 423 00:41:41,023 --> 00:41:42,565 I suppose not. 424 00:41:42,650 --> 00:41:45,693 I don't think you'll see him for the rest of our trip. 425 00:41:45,778 --> 00:41:47,320 I understand. 426 00:41:48,322 --> 00:41:49,489 Bye. 427 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:53,868 Have a lovely day. 428 00:42:03,337 --> 00:42:05,296 McCallister. 429 00:42:18,227 --> 00:42:21,146 - Morning, Mr. McCallister. - Good morning. 430 00:42:28,195 --> 00:42:32,574 Mr. McCallister, here's your very own cheese pizza. 431 00:42:55,222 --> 00:42:57,474 - Hello? - Hello. 432 00:42:57,558 --> 00:43:00,435 - Know any good toy stores? - Yes, sir! 433 00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:20,705 Bingo! 434 00:43:35,638 --> 00:43:38,973 Get out of here! Go on, get out! Get out of here! Go on. Get out of here! 435 00:43:39,058 --> 00:43:41,434 Beat it, beat it, beat it! Get out of here! 436 00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:44,854 Hey, Marv! Get over here! I got to talk to you! 437 00:43:55,324 --> 00:43:56,950 Whoa! Whoa! 438 00:43:59,453 --> 00:44:02,080 - Would you like a scarf? - You wanna forget about the scarf, Marv? 439 00:44:02,164 --> 00:44:03,790 We got to talk. 440 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,834 We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big, 441 00:44:06,919 --> 00:44:09,087 you know, your banks, your jewelry stores. 442 00:44:09,171 --> 00:44:12,632 We don't want goods. We need cash, and we need it now. 443 00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:18,054 How about hotels? Tourists carry lots of cash. 444 00:44:18,138 --> 00:44:20,765 There's no guarantees. I got a better idea. 445 00:44:20,849 --> 00:44:23,476 Stores ain't gonna deposit cash on Christmas Eve. 446 00:44:23,561 --> 00:44:25,895 The only stores that are gonna have cash on hand 447 00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:28,690 are the ones that deal in moderate-priced goods. 448 00:44:28,774 --> 00:44:30,191 Right, right. 449 00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:34,070 Ergo, what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Eve 450 00:44:34,154 --> 00:44:36,864 that nobody's going to think to rob? 451 00:44:36,949 --> 00:44:38,491 Candy stores. 452 00:44:39,326 --> 00:44:44,581 Nine-year-olds rob candy stores, Marv. This is what I had in mind. 453 00:44:46,375 --> 00:44:49,002 That's brilliant, Harry. Brilliant! 454 00:44:50,671 --> 00:44:55,300 Yep. There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve. 455 00:44:55,384 --> 00:44:57,051 Yes, there is. 456 00:45:15,362 --> 00:45:18,197 Here we are, sir, Duncan's Toy Chest. 457 00:45:19,867 --> 00:45:21,951 Merry Christmas, Kevin. 458 00:46:04,620 --> 00:46:07,497 This is the greatest accident of my life. 459 00:46:25,808 --> 00:46:27,475 Marv. Marv! 460 00:46:28,102 --> 00:46:30,603 Hey, nice house, but there's no bathroom in it. 461 00:46:33,899 --> 00:46:37,860 - All right, so what's the plan? - Everybody leaves for a nice holiday off. 462 00:46:37,945 --> 00:46:40,488 We come out of our little houses... 463 00:46:43,450 --> 00:46:45,743 - Yeah, then what? - We empty the registers 464 00:46:45,828 --> 00:46:49,455 - and walk out like we own the joint. - Great plan, Harry! 465 00:46:50,290 --> 00:46:51,332 Shake his hand. 466 00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:53,793 Well, now, thank you and merry Christmas. 467 00:46:53,877 --> 00:46:56,045 Say hello to the family. 468 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,757 Yes. Let me see. 469 00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:03,886 You shopping alone? 470 00:47:03,971 --> 00:47:07,432 In New York? Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow. 471 00:47:07,516 --> 00:47:10,727 - Now, I was just checking. - That's very responsible of you. 472 00:47:10,811 --> 00:47:13,479 - Well, thank you. - My pleasure. 473 00:47:14,273 --> 00:47:17,942 That'll be $23.75. 474 00:47:20,279 --> 00:47:23,322 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? 475 00:47:25,159 --> 00:47:27,452 I have a lot of grandmothers. 476 00:47:28,036 --> 00:47:30,079 Well, that explains it. 477 00:47:31,874 --> 00:47:36,252 This is a really nice store, one of the finer toy dealerships I've ever visited in my life. 478 00:47:36,336 --> 00:47:39,756 - Well, thank you. - This Mr. Duncan must be a pretty nice guy 479 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,092 letting all the kids come into his store and play with all his toys. 480 00:47:43,177 --> 00:47:45,178 Most toy stores prohibit that, you know. 481 00:47:45,262 --> 00:47:46,596 - Is that so? - Yep. 482 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:53,019 Well, he loves kids. As a matter of fact, all the money the store takes in today, 483 00:47:53,562 --> 00:47:57,023 Mr. Duncan is donating it to the children's hospital. 484 00:47:57,107 --> 00:48:02,570 And the day after Christmas, we empty out all the money in the cash register 485 00:48:02,654 --> 00:48:06,115 and Mr. Duncan just takes it right down to the hospital. 486 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:10,536 - That's very generous of him. - Well, children bring him a lot ofjoy. 487 00:48:11,371 --> 00:48:14,290 As they do to everyone who appreciates them. 488 00:48:20,255 --> 00:48:23,966 I'm not supposed to spend this money, but I have $20 from shoveling snow 489 00:48:24,051 --> 00:48:27,470 in a jar in our garage where my older brother can't find it. 490 00:48:27,554 --> 00:48:29,639 So I can pay my mother back with that. 491 00:48:29,723 --> 00:48:33,893 So you can give this to Mr. Duncan. The hospital needs it more than I do. 492 00:48:33,977 --> 00:48:38,898 Besides, I'm probably gonna spend it on stuff that'll rot my teeth and my mind. 493 00:48:41,401 --> 00:48:44,070 That's very sweet of you. 494 00:48:45,572 --> 00:48:47,782 You see that tree there? 495 00:48:47,866 --> 00:48:51,494 Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity, 496 00:48:51,578 --> 00:48:56,165 I'm going to let you select an object from that tree that you can take home with you. 497 00:48:56,250 --> 00:48:58,751 - For free? - Yeah. 498 00:48:58,836 --> 00:49:01,921 - May I make a suggestion? - Okay. 499 00:49:02,005 --> 00:49:04,257 Take the turtledoves. 500 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,135 - I could have two? - Well, two turtledoves. 501 00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:12,890 And I'll tell you what you do. You keep one, 502 00:49:12,975 --> 00:49:16,769 and you give the other one to a very special person. 503 00:49:17,271 --> 00:49:21,983 You see, turtledoves are a symbol of friendship and love. 504 00:49:23,110 --> 00:49:26,779 Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove, 505 00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:29,657 you'll be friends forever. 506 00:49:29,741 --> 00:49:33,911 Wow! I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song. 507 00:49:33,996 --> 00:49:38,332 They are, and for that very special reason. 508 00:49:38,417 --> 00:49:41,294 Wow! Thanks. 509 00:49:41,378 --> 00:49:45,047 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you, too. 510 00:49:45,132 --> 00:49:48,968 Be sure to bundle up if you go outside. It's a little nippy. 511 00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:51,178 Thank you, I'll do that. 512 00:50:28,216 --> 00:50:29,842 Well, where to? 513 00:50:30,385 --> 00:50:34,180 Well, you promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo. 514 00:50:41,688 --> 00:50:44,357 Hey! Look who it is, Marv. 515 00:50:47,986 --> 00:50:50,071 Come on. Let's get him. 516 00:50:52,366 --> 00:50:53,491 Hey! 517 00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:56,953 Hiya, pal. 518 00:51:16,098 --> 00:51:17,473 Come on! 519 00:51:32,739 --> 00:51:33,990 Hey! 520 00:51:39,246 --> 00:51:41,080 Hey! Watch it, man! 521 00:51:43,125 --> 00:51:45,167 Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush. 522 00:51:45,252 --> 00:51:48,879 Two for $5, two for $5. Four for 10. 523 00:51:48,964 --> 00:51:51,674 - All right, kiddo. - There he is! 524 00:51:51,758 --> 00:51:53,592 All right, kiddo! 525 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:55,219 - Thanks. - Merry Christmas. 526 00:51:55,303 --> 00:51:56,971 - Hey, hey! - Whoa! 527 00:51:57,889 --> 00:51:59,223 Excuse me! 528 00:52:32,340 --> 00:52:33,549 Yes! 529 00:52:34,176 --> 00:52:36,635 - Thank you for your suggestion. - My duty, my pleasure. 530 00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,054 Bye now. 531 00:52:49,357 --> 00:52:52,068 You got to help me! There's two guys after me! 532 00:52:52,152 --> 00:52:53,486 What's the matter? 533 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:58,407 Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card? 534 00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:02,495 Let's see what the police have to say about this. 535 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:09,710 Get up! Get up! 536 00:53:11,046 --> 00:53:13,130 Come on! Let's go get him! 537 00:53:14,674 --> 00:53:17,510 Get back here, you little thief! 538 00:53:20,222 --> 00:53:22,014 Stop that child! 539 00:53:25,185 --> 00:53:26,519 Grab him! 540 00:53:41,034 --> 00:53:42,701 You little... 541 00:53:45,163 --> 00:53:47,540 I've committed credit card fraud. 542 00:53:47,624 --> 00:53:49,333 Get me security! 543 00:53:49,918 --> 00:53:52,711 We've got to stop that delinquent! 544 00:53:53,046 --> 00:53:55,339 Come along, Cedric. 545 00:54:14,526 --> 00:54:17,570 I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home. 546 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,916 Hold it right there. 547 00:54:32,294 --> 00:54:34,503 This is the concierge, sir. 548 00:54:35,297 --> 00:54:39,675 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. 549 00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:44,930 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 550 00:54:46,391 --> 00:54:49,393 Yes, sir, I was. 551 00:54:50,145 --> 00:54:53,731 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother! 552 00:54:55,817 --> 00:54:59,528 I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir. 553 00:54:59,613 --> 00:55:02,865 Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! 554 00:55:02,949 --> 00:55:07,536 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, 555 00:55:07,621 --> 00:55:09,872 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... 556 00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,169 No! 557 00:55:16,296 --> 00:55:17,880 It's a lie! 558 00:55:17,964 --> 00:55:20,674 I could go on forever, baby. 559 00:55:20,759 --> 00:55:25,679 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. 560 00:55:25,764 --> 00:55:27,723 We're looking for a young man. 561 00:55:27,807 --> 00:55:30,517 All right. I believe you, 562 00:55:30,602 --> 00:55:32,519 but my Tommy gun don't! 563 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,649 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 564 00:55:39,361 --> 00:55:41,153 On your knees. 565 00:55:49,663 --> 00:55:51,664 I love you. 566 00:55:55,293 --> 00:55:57,711 You got to do better than that! 567 00:55:58,755 --> 00:56:00,839 - I love you! - I love you! 568 00:56:02,509 --> 00:56:05,886 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 569 00:56:05,971 --> 00:56:08,389 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 570 00:56:09,182 --> 00:56:11,892 I'm going to give you to the count of three 571 00:56:11,977 --> 00:56:18,649 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! 572 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,986 - One... - Open up the door! 573 00:56:22,070 --> 00:56:23,487 Two, 574 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:38,752 three! 575 00:56:39,254 --> 00:56:41,964 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 576 00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:46,885 And a happy New Year. 577 00:56:49,389 --> 00:56:52,808 Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! 578 00:56:52,892 --> 00:56:55,853 There's an insane guest with a gun! 579 00:57:06,698 --> 00:57:09,241 No! 580 00:57:11,411 --> 00:57:13,203 Come to Papa! 581 00:57:15,415 --> 00:57:19,168 Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane, squirt? 582 00:57:19,252 --> 00:57:20,794 Looks like you won't be needing this, kid. 583 00:57:21,296 --> 00:57:24,131 American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. 584 00:57:24,215 --> 00:57:25,507 Come on! 585 00:57:27,469 --> 00:57:31,805 We spent nine months in jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. 586 00:57:31,890 --> 00:57:33,390 We were wrong, little buddy. 587 00:57:33,475 --> 00:57:35,851 We're busted out of the clink, and we're doing fine. 588 00:57:35,935 --> 00:57:39,229 We're gonna be doing even better because we're not robbing houses anymore. 589 00:57:39,314 --> 00:57:40,898 Now we're robbing toy stores. 590 00:57:40,982 --> 00:57:44,068 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 591 00:57:44,152 --> 00:57:46,070 Five floors of cash. 592 00:57:46,154 --> 00:57:48,322 Then after that, we grab a couple of phony passports... 593 00:57:48,406 --> 00:57:51,950 - Marv! Marv, you want to shut up? - What's the difference? 594 00:57:52,035 --> 00:57:57,456 He's not going to talk to anybody except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker. 595 00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:02,836 Let's just get him to the subway tunnel. I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice. 596 00:58:04,506 --> 00:58:06,048 I've got a gun in my pocket. 597 00:58:06,132 --> 00:58:10,677 You open your mouth, and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead. 598 00:58:30,698 --> 00:58:32,324 Well, hello. 599 00:58:35,453 --> 00:58:38,247 - He did it! - Did what? 600 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:42,584 Thanks! 601 00:58:45,672 --> 00:58:48,090 - Get him, will you! - He went in the park. 602 00:58:48,174 --> 00:58:50,968 What are you doing flirting? Get him. 603 00:59:25,044 --> 00:59:26,587 Over there! 604 00:59:31,092 --> 00:59:33,093 - Quit it! Hey! - Creep! 605 00:59:34,179 --> 00:59:36,555 - Give me that! - What are you doing? 606 00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:38,140 - Hey, Harry. - What? 607 00:59:38,224 --> 00:59:39,600 - I got him. - Wait, let me see. 608 00:59:39,684 --> 00:59:43,187 That ain't him. Get down. Put him down. Put him down. That ain't him. 609 00:59:43,271 --> 00:59:45,314 We should've shot him when we had the chance. 610 00:59:45,398 --> 00:59:47,733 I hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose. 611 00:59:47,817 --> 00:59:50,486 What can he do? He's a kid. Kids are helpless. 612 00:59:50,570 --> 00:59:52,946 - Not this kid. - Yeah, but this time he doesn't have 613 00:59:53,031 --> 00:59:56,116 a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. 614 00:59:56,201 --> 01:00:00,245 He's in the Park. He's alone. Kids are scared of the Park. 615 01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:03,499 Yeah. Grown men come in the Park and don't leave alive. 616 01:00:03,583 --> 01:00:04,750 Yeah. 617 01:00:05,418 --> 01:00:07,586 Good luck, little fella. 618 01:00:18,264 --> 01:00:22,226 I want to go home. Mom, where are you? 619 01:00:52,507 --> 01:00:54,132 Turn that down! 620 01:00:55,969 --> 01:00:57,219 - Hello? - Kate McCallister, please. 621 01:00:57,303 --> 01:00:59,054 - This is she. - Ma'am, we found your son. 622 01:00:59,138 --> 01:01:00,722 - Oh, my God! - What? 623 01:01:00,807 --> 01:01:02,432 - It's the police. They know where Kevin is. - What? 624 01:01:02,517 --> 01:01:04,393 - Where? - He's in New York City. 625 01:01:04,477 --> 01:01:06,603 - He's in New York! - New York? 626 01:01:08,022 --> 01:01:09,815 ...your husband's credit cards... - What? 627 01:01:09,899 --> 01:01:11,316 Well, I'm sure he was scared. He's not a troublemaker. 628 01:01:12,026 --> 01:01:13,443 - What? What? - Ma'am, the New York police... 629 01:01:13,528 --> 01:01:15,571 - Just a second. Please hold. - Yes, I'll hold... 630 01:01:15,655 --> 01:01:18,282 He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel. 631 01:01:18,366 --> 01:01:20,242 - Do they still have him? - Do they have him? 632 01:01:20,326 --> 01:01:22,703 - No, the police are still looking for him. - Damn it! 633 01:01:22,787 --> 01:01:24,162 Get to New York as soon as possible, ma'am. 634 01:01:24,247 --> 01:01:26,331 Yeah, okay, we're on the next flight out. Thank you. 635 01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:27,874 We're going to New York, move it! 636 01:01:27,959 --> 01:01:30,377 - Yes! - Party time! 637 01:01:30,461 --> 01:01:33,088 He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. 638 01:01:33,172 --> 01:01:34,923 He must be so scared, Peter! 639 01:01:35,008 --> 01:01:37,009 I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place? 640 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:39,803 - Aren't they in Paris? - Maybe they have a house sitter. 641 01:01:39,887 --> 01:01:41,680 I thought you said they were renovating? 642 01:02:21,721 --> 01:02:28,560 Hello? Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! Anybody home? 643 01:02:29,896 --> 01:02:32,814 Hello! Anybody home? 644 01:02:33,274 --> 01:02:35,901 It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin! 645 01:02:36,819 --> 01:02:40,238 Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! 646 01:03:23,866 --> 01:03:25,701 Watch it, kid! 647 01:03:31,666 --> 01:03:35,961 Hey, you looking for somebody to read you a bedtime story? 648 01:03:41,759 --> 01:03:43,176 Taxi! 649 01:03:56,107 --> 01:03:58,650 Boy, it's scary out there. 650 01:03:59,986 --> 01:04:02,320 Ain't much better in here, kid. 651 01:04:29,015 --> 01:04:32,392 I don't want to ever take a vacation like this again. 652 01:05:02,548 --> 01:05:04,424 Where did all you guys come from? 653 01:05:04,509 --> 01:05:06,468 I don't know if I have enough for everybody. 654 01:05:06,552 --> 01:05:08,678 How hungry are you guys? 655 01:05:10,389 --> 01:05:12,599 You guys ate all my food. 656 01:06:11,659 --> 01:06:16,913 Look, I'm sorry I screamed in your face. You were just trying to help me, right? 657 01:06:20,293 --> 01:06:22,294 I'm Kevin McCallister. 658 01:06:23,045 --> 01:06:25,130 Your birds are real nice. 659 01:06:25,798 --> 01:06:29,676 I've seen you before. You had pigeons all over you. 660 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:34,222 At first, you look kind of scary, but when I think about it, it's not so bad. 661 01:06:34,307 --> 01:06:37,851 They must be all over you 'cause they like you. 662 01:06:38,686 --> 01:06:42,314 If I'm bothering you, I can leave. Am I bothering you? 663 01:06:44,191 --> 01:06:45,358 No. 664 01:06:46,402 --> 01:06:48,987 Good. I'm not a pain in the butt? 665 01:06:51,032 --> 01:06:52,198 No. 666 01:06:56,829 --> 01:07:01,291 Will those pigeons come back on their own or do you have to call them? 667 01:07:11,344 --> 01:07:13,261 Give me your hand. 668 01:07:16,724 --> 01:07:18,558 They can hear it. 669 01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:37,535 This is great! 670 01:07:41,207 --> 01:07:42,749 It's pretty cold out. 671 01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:47,963 I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate. How about you? My treat. 672 01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:55,387 I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in such a park. 673 01:07:55,471 --> 01:07:57,639 Can we go someplace warm? 674 01:07:57,723 --> 01:08:00,058 Yes. I know a place. 675 01:08:47,481 --> 01:08:49,399 Nice music. 676 01:08:50,901 --> 01:08:53,236 This place is great. 677 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:56,531 I've heard the world's great music from here. 678 01:08:57,908 --> 01:09:03,621 Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie. Frank Sinatra. Luciano Pavarotti. 679 01:09:09,795 --> 01:09:12,630 So, do you bring your friends up here? 680 01:09:13,758 --> 01:09:16,760 - I haven't got many friends. - Sorry. 681 01:09:18,387 --> 01:09:20,722 I'm like the birds I care for. 682 01:09:21,599 --> 01:09:25,727 People pass me in the street. They see me but they try to ignore me. 683 01:09:25,811 --> 01:09:28,438 They prefer I wasn't part of their city. 684 01:09:28,522 --> 01:09:33,651 Yeah. It's sort of like that with my family. I'm kind of the pigeon of the house 685 01:09:33,736 --> 01:09:36,029 just because I'm the youngest. 686 01:09:36,113 --> 01:09:38,490 Everyone fights for position. 687 01:09:38,574 --> 01:09:41,326 Everybody wants to be seen and heard. 688 01:09:41,952 --> 01:09:45,288 I guess so. I'm seen and heard pretty much. 689 01:09:45,372 --> 01:09:48,333 But then I get sent to my room a lot, too. 690 01:09:50,711 --> 01:09:52,962 I wasn't always like this, you know. 691 01:09:53,047 --> 01:09:55,215 What were you like before? 692 01:09:56,175 --> 01:10:00,178 I had a job. I had a home. I had a family. 693 01:10:00,846 --> 01:10:06,309 - Did you have any kids? - No. Oh, I wanted them. 694 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,772 But the man I loved fell out of love with me. 695 01:10:11,857 --> 01:10:13,650 That broke my heart. 696 01:10:14,151 --> 01:10:18,947 And whenever the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. 697 01:10:20,324 --> 01:10:22,408 I stopped trusting people. 698 01:10:22,493 --> 01:10:26,788 No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do. 699 01:10:26,872 --> 01:10:30,125 I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. 700 01:10:30,209 --> 01:10:32,836 You see, sometimes you can trust a person, 701 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:36,464 and then, when things are down, they forget about you. 702 01:10:37,675 --> 01:10:39,467 Maybe they're just too busy. 703 01:10:39,552 --> 01:10:43,471 Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. 704 01:10:43,556 --> 01:10:47,559 I don't think people mean to forget. I think it just happens. 705 01:10:47,643 --> 01:10:52,438 My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus. 706 01:10:52,523 --> 01:10:56,526 I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken again. 707 01:10:56,610 --> 01:10:58,111 I understand that. 708 01:10:58,195 --> 01:11:00,655 I used to have this really nice pair of rollerblades. 709 01:11:00,739 --> 01:11:04,993 I was afraid if I wore them, I'd wreck them. So I kept them in a box. 710 01:11:05,077 --> 01:11:06,786 - Do you know what happened? - No. 711 01:11:06,871 --> 01:11:10,081 I outgrew them. I never wore them once outside. 712 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,334 I just wore them in my room a couple times. 713 01:11:13,419 --> 01:11:18,089 A person's heart and a person's feelings are very different than skates. 714 01:11:18,174 --> 01:11:20,300 Well, they're kind of the same thing. 715 01:11:20,384 --> 01:11:24,012 If you aren't going to use your heart, then what's the difference if it gets broken? 716 01:11:24,096 --> 01:11:27,765 If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. 717 01:11:27,850 --> 01:11:31,352 When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. 718 01:11:31,437 --> 01:11:34,772 You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose. 719 01:11:35,774 --> 01:11:37,942 A bit of truth in there somewhere. 720 01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:42,697 I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. 721 01:11:42,781 --> 01:11:45,700 If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice. 722 01:11:46,285 --> 01:11:48,328 Thank you. 723 01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:55,251 Do you know that it's been a couple of years since I've talked to anybody? 724 01:11:56,128 --> 01:11:58,087 That's okay. You're really good at it. 725 01:11:58,172 --> 01:12:01,132 You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit when you talk. 726 01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:03,176 You should do it more often. 727 01:12:03,260 --> 01:12:07,889 I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it. 728 01:12:09,808 --> 01:12:13,353 I have been working very hard at keeping people away, haven't I? 729 01:12:13,437 --> 01:12:16,147 I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone, 730 01:12:16,232 --> 01:12:19,067 but when I'm alone, it isn't that much fun at all. 731 01:12:19,151 --> 01:12:21,861 I don't care how much people bug me sometimes, 732 01:12:21,946 --> 01:12:25,365 I'd rather be with somebody than by myself. 733 01:12:25,449 --> 01:12:28,910 So what are you doing running around the streets on Christmas Eve on your own? 734 01:12:28,994 --> 01:12:31,120 Did you get into trouble? 735 01:12:31,455 --> 01:12:34,040 - Yeah. - You've done something wrong? 736 01:12:34,124 --> 01:12:37,043 A lot of things. 737 01:12:38,128 --> 01:12:41,965 Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed? 738 01:12:42,049 --> 01:12:44,968 It's getting pretty late. I don't know if I'll have enough time 739 01:12:45,052 --> 01:12:48,221 to do all the good deeds I need to erase all the bad ones I did. 740 01:12:48,305 --> 01:12:51,766 Well, it's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count for extra tonight. 741 01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:54,602 - They do? - Of course they do. 742 01:12:54,687 --> 01:12:57,438 So what you must do now is you must think of the most important thing 743 01:12:57,523 --> 01:13:00,775 that you can do for others and go and do it. 744 01:13:00,859 --> 01:13:03,945 Just follow the star in your own heart. 745 01:13:05,489 --> 01:13:06,739 Okay. 746 01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:11,369 It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going. 747 01:13:17,668 --> 01:13:21,212 If I don't see you again, I hope everything turns out okay. 748 01:13:21,297 --> 01:13:23,339 Thank you. 749 01:13:23,424 --> 01:13:26,509 - Say goodbye to your birds for me. - I will. 750 01:13:34,935 --> 01:13:37,895 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 751 01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:41,316 If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. 752 01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:44,319 I won't forget to remember you. 753 01:13:44,403 --> 01:13:47,030 Don't make promises you can't keep. 754 01:14:45,756 --> 01:14:47,840 All the money in the cash registers, 755 01:14:47,925 --> 01:14:52,053 Mr. Duncan is going to donate to the Children's Hospital. 756 01:14:52,137 --> 01:14:55,765 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 757 01:14:55,849 --> 01:15:00,520 You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. 758 01:17:21,578 --> 01:17:25,373 We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite while you're here. 759 01:17:25,457 --> 01:17:29,043 It's a penthouse with a view of the Park. I think you'll find it satisfactory. 760 01:17:29,127 --> 01:17:33,047 It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire. 761 01:17:33,131 --> 01:17:36,175 What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone? 762 01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:38,719 The boy had a very convincing story. 763 01:17:38,804 --> 01:17:41,681 What kind of idiots do you have working here? 764 01:17:41,765 --> 01:17:43,724 The finest in New York. 765 01:17:44,643 --> 01:17:47,270 Well, I mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen... 766 01:17:47,354 --> 01:17:49,230 I made the discovery. 767 01:17:49,314 --> 01:17:51,732 Why did you let him leave? 768 01:17:51,817 --> 01:17:55,278 - We attempted to confront him, he ran. - You scared him away. 769 01:17:55,362 --> 01:17:58,281 It's Christmas Eve, and because of you, our child is lost 770 01:17:58,365 --> 01:18:01,242 in one of the biggest cities in the world. 771 01:18:03,161 --> 01:18:06,122 Now could you take our family and our luggage up to the room, please. 772 01:18:06,206 --> 01:18:09,250 - Yes, sir! - Run along, Cedric. 773 01:18:09,334 --> 01:18:10,960 I'm going to go down to the police station and make sure 774 01:18:11,044 --> 01:18:12,753 that they're doing everything in their power to find Kevin. 775 01:18:12,838 --> 01:18:14,589 I want you to stay here with Frank, Leslie and the kids. 776 01:18:14,673 --> 01:18:17,133 - No, I'm going out to look for him. - What? 777 01:18:17,217 --> 01:18:19,844 With all due respect, madam, your son is lost 778 01:18:19,928 --> 01:18:22,763 in one of the biggest cities in the world. 779 01:18:22,848 --> 01:18:25,182 Could you stay out of this please? 780 01:18:25,267 --> 01:18:27,351 - As you wish. - Thank you. 781 01:18:27,436 --> 01:18:29,687 I don't think it's a good idea for you to start running around 782 01:18:29,771 --> 01:18:33,524 - all over New York City all by yourself. - I think if our son can do it, I can do it. 783 01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:34,775 - Kate... - Peter, I'll be fine. 784 01:18:34,860 --> 01:18:39,363 The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. 785 01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:43,659 Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there armed to the teeth! 786 01:18:45,495 --> 01:18:48,539 Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside. 787 01:19:23,116 --> 01:19:25,493 Marv. Marv. Come on, let's go. 788 01:19:46,807 --> 01:19:49,308 Marv. Crowbars up! 789 01:19:55,816 --> 01:19:57,942 Merry Christmas, Harry! 790 01:20:01,947 --> 01:20:04,323 Happy Hanukkah, Marv! 791 01:20:13,959 --> 01:20:16,877 Oh, this is more money than I can even count! 792 01:20:16,962 --> 01:20:21,173 It makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing private homes. 793 01:20:34,813 --> 01:20:37,898 The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law, 794 01:20:37,983 --> 01:20:42,653 we're up to our elbows in cash and there's nobody that even knows about it. 795 01:20:46,700 --> 01:20:48,200 He's back! 796 01:20:49,494 --> 01:20:52,621 - He took our picture! - How did my hair look? 797 01:20:59,045 --> 01:21:01,505 This is it. No turning back. 798 01:21:02,340 --> 01:21:05,009 Another Christmas in the trenches. 799 01:21:06,219 --> 01:21:08,220 No! 800 01:21:13,685 --> 01:21:14,894 Wow. 801 01:21:14,978 --> 01:21:19,356 That's it! Get the money! Get the money! I'll kill him! That little... 802 01:21:27,157 --> 01:21:30,743 - I'm coming, Harry! - Marv! 803 01:21:38,376 --> 01:21:39,794 Harry? 804 01:21:42,380 --> 01:21:45,424 Harry! That was incredible. 805 01:21:49,304 --> 01:21:51,931 - I twisted my ankle on that board there. - Where is he? 806 01:21:52,015 --> 01:21:54,225 Hey, guys! Smile! 807 01:21:57,020 --> 01:21:58,687 Come on! Come on! 808 01:21:58,772 --> 01:22:01,607 - Help me. - I got you. I got you. 809 01:22:29,511 --> 01:22:30,803 Taxi! 810 01:22:36,601 --> 01:22:38,269 Times Square. 811 01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:01,792 Where'd he go? 812 01:23:02,460 --> 01:23:04,628 I'm up here! Come and get me! 813 01:23:06,673 --> 01:23:09,758 - Let's kill! - Hold on, pea-brain. 814 01:23:09,843 --> 01:23:12,177 We got busted last time because we underestimated 815 01:23:12,262 --> 01:23:13,846 that little bundle of misery. 816 01:23:13,930 --> 01:23:16,473 This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. 817 01:23:16,558 --> 01:23:19,602 The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan. 818 01:23:20,353 --> 01:23:22,605 May I do the thinking, please? 819 01:23:24,190 --> 01:23:25,816 Thank you. 820 01:23:27,777 --> 01:23:30,404 - Sonny! - Yes? 821 01:23:30,488 --> 01:23:34,617 Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. 822 01:23:34,701 --> 01:23:39,788 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. Understand? 823 01:23:39,873 --> 01:23:43,584 But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. 824 01:23:43,668 --> 01:23:48,297 You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. 825 01:23:48,381 --> 01:23:52,301 You'll never hear from us again. Okay? 826 01:23:52,677 --> 01:23:57,848 - You promise? - I cross my heart and hope to die. 827 01:23:58,683 --> 01:24:00,476 Okay! 828 01:24:05,774 --> 01:24:08,359 Okay, kid, give it to me. 829 01:24:17,369 --> 01:24:18,869 Direct hit! 830 01:24:24,417 --> 01:24:27,211 How many fingers am I holding up, Marv? 831 01:24:29,172 --> 01:24:30,547 Eight? 832 01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:37,471 Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks? Go ahead, throw another one. 833 01:24:37,555 --> 01:24:39,139 Don't do that! 834 01:24:43,395 --> 01:24:47,439 If you can't do any better than that, kid, you're going to lose. 835 01:24:48,608 --> 01:24:51,068 Harry, no. 836 01:24:57,742 --> 01:24:59,827 You got any more? 837 01:25:02,414 --> 01:25:05,082 Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have any more bricks. He's out of them. 838 01:25:11,965 --> 01:25:19,596 What? 839 01:25:22,475 --> 01:25:25,269 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it. 840 01:25:25,353 --> 01:25:29,356 Come on, Marv. Get up. You go this way. I'm going round the back. 841 01:25:33,445 --> 01:25:40,909 Harry? 842 01:28:06,764 --> 01:28:09,766 Harry! I've reached the top! 843 01:29:03,029 --> 01:29:05,697 You gotta do better than this, kid. 844 01:29:30,056 --> 01:29:32,683 Wow! What a hole. 845 01:29:55,039 --> 01:29:56,373 Whoa! 846 01:33:41,224 --> 01:33:42,766 Harry. 847 01:34:03,663 --> 01:34:05,372 I'm coming up! 848 01:34:20,221 --> 01:34:22,514 I'm going to murder that kid! 849 01:34:40,616 --> 01:34:41,825 Yes! 850 01:34:48,708 --> 01:34:50,000 Whoa. 851 01:34:58,718 --> 01:35:00,969 Whoa, whoa! 852 01:35:11,522 --> 01:35:12,772 Hey! 853 01:35:13,149 --> 01:35:16,192 Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? 854 01:35:16,277 --> 01:35:18,903 Harry! He's in the living room! 855 01:35:20,072 --> 01:35:21,990 He went up the ladder! 856 01:35:39,383 --> 01:35:42,469 I'm coming, Harry. I'm coming. 857 01:35:47,892 --> 01:35:49,684 Harry! Harry! 858 01:35:51,145 --> 01:35:55,231 You didn't lose any teeth! Come on, he went to the second floor. 859 01:35:55,691 --> 01:35:58,401 Hey! Why don't you guys try the stairs? 860 01:35:58,903 --> 01:36:00,362 Right. 861 01:36:02,907 --> 01:36:05,116 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 862 01:36:05,201 --> 01:36:08,161 Don't you remember what happened last year? 863 01:36:08,245 --> 01:36:10,372 - No. - Watch this. 864 01:36:11,749 --> 01:36:13,750 Let's get him! 865 01:36:18,714 --> 01:36:21,466 He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! 866 01:36:22,510 --> 01:36:24,010 That's one. 867 01:36:24,095 --> 01:36:28,014 Don't worry, Harry. I'll get him. 868 01:36:35,356 --> 01:36:37,440 Right in the schnoz. 869 01:36:38,526 --> 01:36:41,111 That's two. Come on, let's get him. 870 01:36:53,290 --> 01:36:55,625 That's three. 871 01:37:01,924 --> 01:37:03,007 No. 872 01:37:05,302 --> 01:37:06,886 That's four. 873 01:37:12,101 --> 01:37:14,686 - Come on, Harry. - Marv, are you sure this is safe? 874 01:37:14,770 --> 01:37:20,108 Oh yeah. Yep, I've worked all the kinks out. It's solid as a rock. 875 01:37:37,585 --> 01:37:41,087 - Like a rock, huh, Marv? - Hey? Do you guys give up? 876 01:37:41,172 --> 01:37:43,923 - Have you had enough pain? - Never! 877 01:37:55,770 --> 01:37:58,521 You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid! 878 01:37:58,606 --> 01:38:02,192 I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas. 879 01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:07,947 - Where'd he go? - I'm up here and I'm really scared. 880 01:38:18,083 --> 01:38:20,043 What's that sound? 881 01:38:39,980 --> 01:38:44,526 That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs. 882 01:38:51,367 --> 01:38:52,742 Yes! 883 01:39:27,611 --> 01:39:29,404 Over there! 884 01:39:29,488 --> 01:39:32,949 I don't care if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid! 885 01:39:34,910 --> 01:39:36,870 Surrender, kid! 886 01:39:37,371 --> 01:39:40,665 - He vanished. - I'm down here, you big horse's ass! 887 01:39:44,420 --> 01:39:47,046 - Whoa. - Nice night for a neck injury! 888 01:39:48,549 --> 01:39:50,884 Suck brick, kid! 889 01:39:56,849 --> 01:39:59,684 - Come on, Marv. - Oh, I don't know. 890 01:40:00,185 --> 01:40:02,145 I said, come on. 891 01:40:03,939 --> 01:40:06,316 Come on, you big sissy. 892 01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:22,916 Harry? You wearing aftershave? 893 01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:27,128 That's not aftershave. That's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it. 894 01:40:28,088 --> 01:40:31,174 Now, why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene? 895 01:40:35,512 --> 01:40:37,263 Merry Christmas. 896 01:40:37,973 --> 01:40:39,307 Go up! 897 01:41:14,259 --> 01:41:15,885 Get off me! 898 01:41:39,159 --> 01:41:40,702 Get the bag! 899 01:41:41,453 --> 01:41:44,580 Hello, the two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park. 900 01:41:44,665 --> 01:41:49,210 Central Park West, 95th Street. Look for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun. 901 01:41:56,010 --> 01:42:00,221 Hey, I'm down here. Better come and get me before I call the cops. 902 01:42:15,362 --> 01:42:18,406 My, how the tables have turned. 903 01:42:18,490 --> 01:42:20,825 How do you like the ice, kid? 904 01:42:25,622 --> 01:42:28,416 Let's go for a little stroll in the park. 905 01:42:45,893 --> 01:42:48,227 Give me that bag. Give me it! 906 01:42:52,858 --> 01:42:55,818 Hey, these'll look great in the photo album. 907 01:42:56,570 --> 01:43:00,615 You may've won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war. 908 01:43:01,158 --> 01:43:04,911 You ought not have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous. 909 01:43:10,918 --> 01:43:12,960 - Harry? - Shut up! 910 01:43:17,466 --> 01:43:21,135 - Harry. - Shut up! I want to enjoy this. 911 01:43:21,762 --> 01:43:26,182 - Something's wrong. Let's get out of here! - Shut up, I said! 912 01:43:28,435 --> 01:43:31,270 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, 913 01:43:31,355 --> 01:43:34,857 and it doesn't look like you're going to, either. 914 01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:37,151 Let him go! 915 01:43:37,236 --> 01:43:38,986 Kevin, run! 916 01:43:40,531 --> 01:43:44,659 Shoot her! Shoot her! Shoot her! 917 01:43:44,743 --> 01:43:47,036 I'm trying to shoot her! 918 01:44:02,636 --> 01:44:03,970 Run, Marv! 919 01:44:26,243 --> 01:44:28,161 Bye! Thanks. 920 01:44:53,896 --> 01:44:56,439 Jesus, looks like the 4th of July! 921 01:44:56,523 --> 01:44:58,107 - Okay, let's go. - We'll take the bridge. 922 01:44:58,192 --> 01:45:01,277 You guys get the tunnel. Let's go. Come on! 923 01:45:08,785 --> 01:45:10,620 Oh, my God! 924 01:45:20,964 --> 01:45:22,298 All right, guys, let's go, huh? 925 01:45:22,382 --> 01:45:25,635 - Come on, on your feet. - Take it easy. 926 01:45:26,511 --> 01:45:27,553 What is this stuff? 927 01:45:28,972 --> 01:45:31,390 You guys should've started earlier. 928 01:45:31,475 --> 01:45:33,893 The prisoners have already exchanged gifts. 929 01:45:33,977 --> 01:45:35,811 We missed the presents? 930 01:45:35,896 --> 01:45:39,649 He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money. 931 01:45:39,733 --> 01:45:42,068 Shut up, Marv. 932 01:45:42,986 --> 01:45:45,947 Got the right to remain silent, you know. 933 01:45:46,031 --> 01:45:48,950 He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison a few days ago. 934 01:45:49,034 --> 01:45:51,661 Shut up, Marv! Jeez. 935 01:45:52,079 --> 01:45:53,996 - Get them out of here! - All right, let's go. 936 01:45:54,081 --> 01:45:55,665 Remember, if this makes the papers, 937 01:45:55,749 --> 01:45:58,501 we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits. 938 01:45:58,585 --> 01:46:00,253 We're not Sticky Bandits, shut up! 939 01:46:00,337 --> 01:46:02,672 - That's Sticky. That's S... - Shut it. 940 01:46:02,756 --> 01:46:04,215 ...T... 941 01:46:04,675 --> 01:46:06,175 - I. ...I... 942 01:46:18,522 --> 01:46:19,939 Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. 943 01:46:20,023 --> 01:46:22,066 We apprehended the thieves and we recovered your money. 944 01:46:22,150 --> 01:46:25,736 Good, I want to get that money over to the Children's Hospital as soon as possible. 945 01:46:25,821 --> 01:46:29,282 - I'll handle it personally. My pleasure. - Thank you very much. 946 01:46:29,366 --> 01:46:30,908 - Excuse me, Mr. Duncan. - Yes. 947 01:46:30,993 --> 01:46:34,453 I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window. 948 01:46:51,388 --> 01:46:53,180 Turtledoves. 949 01:47:02,566 --> 01:47:06,360 Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. He's this boy right here. 950 01:47:08,322 --> 01:47:10,489 Excuse me. Please help me. This boy right here. Have you seen him? 951 01:47:10,574 --> 01:47:12,867 This one, he's... Please. 952 01:47:21,293 --> 01:47:23,169 I'm looking for my son. Have you seen my son? He's... 953 01:47:23,253 --> 01:47:25,004 There. He's been missing for two days. 954 01:47:25,088 --> 01:47:29,008 - Well, have you filed a report, ma'am? - Yes, of course we have. 955 01:47:29,968 --> 01:47:32,511 Then trust us. We'll handle it. 956 01:47:37,601 --> 01:47:39,435 But I'm his mother. 957 01:47:40,312 --> 01:47:44,440 I realize that, ma'am, but you're looking for a needle in a haystack. 958 01:47:44,524 --> 01:47:47,943 - Do you have kids? - Yes, ma'am. 959 01:47:48,028 --> 01:47:51,280 And what would you do if one of them was missing? 960 01:47:52,282 --> 01:47:55,618 I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing. 961 01:47:56,161 --> 01:47:57,661 Thank you. 962 01:48:00,123 --> 01:48:04,293 Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go? What would you do? 963 01:48:04,378 --> 01:48:07,963 Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. 964 01:48:09,341 --> 01:48:14,053 Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. 965 01:48:15,555 --> 01:48:18,432 I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. Fine. 966 01:48:19,726 --> 01:48:24,647 But he's still all by himself in a big city. And he doesn't deserve that. 967 01:48:25,315 --> 01:48:29,819 He deserves to be at home with his own family around his Christmas tree. 968 01:48:33,323 --> 01:48:36,659 Oh, dear God, I know where he is. 969 01:48:38,120 --> 01:48:40,663 I need to get to Rockefeller Center. 970 01:48:40,747 --> 01:48:42,915 - Hop in. - Thank you. 971 01:48:47,337 --> 01:48:51,590 I know I don't deserve a Christmas even if I did do a good deed. 972 01:48:52,509 --> 01:48:54,260 I don't want any presents. 973 01:48:54,344 --> 01:48:58,597 Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family, 974 01:48:58,682 --> 01:49:01,434 even if they don't take back the things that they said. 975 01:49:01,518 --> 01:49:05,354 I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz. 976 01:49:06,481 --> 01:49:10,526 If it isn't possible I can see all of them, could I just see my mother? 977 01:49:10,610 --> 01:49:15,281 I'll never want another thing as long as I live. I just want my mother. 978 01:49:15,365 --> 01:49:19,326 I know I won't see her tonight, but promise me I can see her again. 979 01:49:19,411 --> 01:49:21,370 Sometime. Anytime. 980 01:49:22,164 --> 01:49:25,749 Even if it's just once and only for a couple of minutes. 981 01:49:25,834 --> 01:49:28,752 I just need to tell her I'm sorry. 982 01:49:36,470 --> 01:49:38,262 Kevin? 983 01:49:43,977 --> 01:49:45,394 Mom? 984 01:49:47,564 --> 01:49:49,899 Wow! That worked fast! 985 01:50:00,243 --> 01:50:01,911 Oh, Kevin. 986 01:50:03,330 --> 01:50:05,080 Mom, I'm sorry. 987 01:50:06,833 --> 01:50:08,918 I'm sorry, too. 988 01:50:21,056 --> 01:50:23,140 Merry Christmas, Mom. 989 01:50:25,060 --> 01:50:27,228 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 990 01:50:28,605 --> 01:50:31,273 Thank you. Let's go. 991 01:50:32,776 --> 01:50:34,193 How'd you know I was here? 992 01:50:34,277 --> 01:50:37,154 Well, I know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest one around. 993 01:50:37,239 --> 01:50:39,532 - Where's everybody else? - They're at the hotel. 994 01:50:39,616 --> 01:50:42,117 They didn't like palm trees either. 995 01:51:25,912 --> 01:51:28,372 Holy smokes, it's morning! 996 01:51:29,666 --> 01:51:31,875 It's Christmas morning, man. 997 01:51:33,253 --> 01:51:35,713 Fuller, don't get your hopes up. 998 01:51:36,715 --> 01:51:38,924 I don't think Santa Claus visits hotels. 999 01:51:39,009 --> 01:51:42,595 Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. He goes everywhere. 1000 01:51:44,723 --> 01:51:47,391 Hey, guys, wake up, it's Christmas! 1001 01:51:51,062 --> 01:51:53,230 - Mom! Dad! It's Christmas! - What? 1002 01:52:05,869 --> 01:52:07,369 - Wow. - Wow. 1003 01:52:07,829 --> 01:52:11,832 - Where'd it all come from? - Mom! Dad! You got to see this! 1004 01:52:15,795 --> 01:52:17,796 - My gosh! - Peter! 1005 01:52:17,881 --> 01:52:20,549 Are you sure we're in the right room? 1006 01:52:25,430 --> 01:52:27,348 Don't open any of mine. I mean it. 1007 01:52:27,432 --> 01:52:30,726 - Who's Mr. Duncan? - Duncan? I don't know. 1008 01:52:30,810 --> 01:52:34,480 All right, everyone, just calm down. Calm down! Hey! Hey! 1009 01:52:35,273 --> 01:52:40,527 All right. Now, if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place, again, 1010 01:52:41,738 --> 01:52:45,574 then we wouldn't be in this most perfect and huge hotel room 1011 01:52:45,659 --> 01:52:48,077 with a truckload of all this free stuff. 1012 01:52:48,161 --> 01:52:52,623 So, I think it only fair that Kevin get to open up the first present. 1013 01:52:54,084 --> 01:52:57,252 Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on. 1014 01:53:01,383 --> 01:53:05,094 - Merry Christmas, Kev. - Merry Christmas, Buzz. 1015 01:53:07,889 --> 01:53:13,560 - Merry Christmas, Kevin. - Okay, Kevin! All right! Merry Christmas! 1016 01:53:15,271 --> 01:53:20,067 Enough of this gooey... Show of emotion. Everyone, let's dig in! 1017 01:53:20,151 --> 01:53:22,027 All right! 1018 01:53:22,112 --> 01:53:25,364 Everybody, now, wait, save the paper. We can use it next year. And the bows. 1019 01:53:25,448 --> 01:53:27,282 Give me the bows... 1020 01:54:02,819 --> 01:54:04,528 Merry Christmas. 1021 01:54:06,740 --> 01:54:09,324 Kevin! Merry Christmas! 1022 01:54:10,660 --> 01:54:12,911 I got something for you. 1023 01:54:20,378 --> 01:54:24,757 - What's this? - It's a turtledove. I have one. You have one. 1024 01:54:24,841 --> 01:54:28,886 As long as we each have a turtledove, we'll be friends forever. 1025 01:54:32,849 --> 01:54:34,892 Oh, Kevin. 1026 01:54:38,062 --> 01:54:39,813 Thank you. 1027 01:54:41,149 --> 01:54:43,525 I won't forget you. Trust me. 1028 01:55:11,721 --> 01:55:14,723 Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir. 1029 01:55:16,059 --> 01:55:18,060 Merry Christmas, sir. 1030 01:55:24,150 --> 01:55:26,193 Nice family. Really. 1031 01:55:36,204 --> 01:55:38,247 Merry Christmas indeed. 1032 01:55:39,207 --> 01:55:40,874 Oh, Dad! 1033 01:55:41,459 --> 01:55:46,004 Kevin! You spent $967 on room service? 1034 01:59:59,133 --> 02:00:00,133 English - US